Pictured above $19.95  (Avg. $25, $35 $50)
SuperDuperPooperScooper DeadFlowers.US Bouquet $100

"When you DON'T care to send the very best" 

DeadFlowers.US is the worst looking grouping of dead flowers that you can send anywhere in the US!  They are jammed together to look like crap on arrival!  Also, we'll include a crappy scrap of a card with your message on it!

DeadFlowers.US are great for Birthday and Anniversary gags!  Great for April Fools Day and Halloween!  Great if you win or lose a bet or someone beats you at anything (tennis, cards or ?)  and for any fun reason or occasion!  


$35.95 (1 doz-$19.95) Add'l doz after 2  -$13.95 

-Usually red, but not always. We will try for the color or colors that you prefer.

-Black roses available at $9.95 add'l per doz.  Extra time  needed for black paint to dry.


Apartment No. 02

3 Beds, 2 Baths, 167 m²

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Reg deliv,usually 2-4 days $17.95

Next day deliv usually available to cities 75,00 poulation or more. Sun &Mon deliv not avail


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